The Hollywood Metal Top 5 Games Of 2013

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Before I start this off, I want to make something clear: This isn’t going to be the “best” games of 2013. This is going to be a list of the five games I had the most fun with this year. That means that if I get sent me a message saying something like, “Hey, your list is wrong!” or “slaughterkill 9 is way better than these games!” then I’m going to assume you’re either the faceless old woman who lives in my house or are full of shit. And if…

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Hammers, with few exceptions, aren’t that visually interesting. Sure, you’ll get oddities . Mjonir probably had some pretty interesting runes. And it’s hard to fault the pure functionality of the common sledgehammer, but you wouldn’t stop to just look at one. These were my thoughts when I booted up Hammerwatch for the first time. To tell you the truth, I was having a hard time gearing up to enjoy a videogame about monitoring tools until it turned out, quite predictably, that that wasn’t what this one was about. There was…

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