Kaptain Carbon : Hollywood Metal

PROGENITUS by Jamie Jones

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Jamie Jones – Progenitus (2009) — It was only a matter of time before I did this. For anyone nodding... View Article

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If the tagline for Heavy Metal isn’t “Titties, Lasers, & Heavy Metal,” I am going to be upset. I feel... View Article

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Alright Equilibrium, lets do this. Wait, is that Skyrim? Equilibrium is a pretty big deal in certain circles that praise... View Article

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Dan McPharlin – Warp Riders [Interior] (2010) – Alright, so this sort of deviates from the traditional fantasy template but... View Article

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I absolutely despise when people chalk up drug use to imaginative creation. The common joke of a creator being under... View Article

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Yes, this is Elfquest. And yes, the people are suppose to look like that. With Savage Sword of Conan, I... View Article

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Michael Kaluta – Éowyn and the Witch-King of Angmar (1994) – “Her eyes, grey as the sea were hard and... View Article

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Fuck yeah, piano slide. While I have always had a soft spot for melodic power metal, my interest and appreciation... View Article

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“Many viewers reviewed the motion picture in comparison to the cartoon, when it really was an adaptation of the toys... View Article

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Fleshgod Apocalypse exists for a variety of reasons. One, this Italian metal act remains one of the most popular acts... View Article

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Boris Vallejo – Basilisk (1990) – Oh Boris Vallejo your calendars have graced my walls for years, making my breakfast... View Article

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“You know you really can’t make fun of this like Krull” “There can be only one!” “Stop saying that, it’s... View Article

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Alright. Starkill. I feel that this band is just getting started. Soon internet searches will lead to this band rather... View Article

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Oh fuck, there is a U in Armor. This means it is going to be a European fantasy film. While... View Article