Kaptain Carbon : Hollywood Metal

Éowyn and the Witch-King of Angmar by Michael Kaluta

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Michael Kaluta – Éowyn and the Witch-King of Angmar (1994) – “Her eyes, grey as the sea were hard and... View Article

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Fuck yeah, piano slide. While I have always had a soft spot for melodic power metal, my interest and appreciation... View Article

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“Many viewers reviewed the motion picture in comparison to the cartoon, when it really was an adaptation of the toys... View Article

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Fleshgod Apocalypse exists for a variety of reasons. One, this Italian metal act remains one of the most popular acts... View Article

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“You know you really can’t make fun of this like Krull” “There can be only one!” “Stop saying that, it’s... View Article

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Alright. Starkill. I feel that this band is just getting started. Soon internet searches will lead to this band rather... View Article

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Oh fuck, there is a U in Armor. This means it is going to be a European fantasy film. While... View Article

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While there are newer titles available, I feel that there was a golden period for fantasy comics that hit right... View Article

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Clash of the Titans. I can do this. I do not think anyone remembered this 1981 film until the recent... View Article

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Legend could only have existed at the moment it did. Given any change in the time or formula and this... View Article

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Brendan: Do you want to start doing some reviews on Fantasy comics? …[echo]… Are you into them? Despite the seemingly... View Article

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Oh hey Mrs. Carbon. Since you sat through Krull last week, what do you want to watch tonight? We have... View Article

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I can do this review as long as I can correctly spell the band’s name. Thyr-fing is a viking black... View Article

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Alright. Back to a high production standard fantasy film with no kinks in the narrative. Yep. Just knights, maidens, spaceships,... View Article