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TOTAL WAR: ATTILA

Published by Luke M

When I first heard Attila was coming out only a year after Rome 2, I sensed trouble. After Rome 2’s... View Article

Published by Luke M

“Huginn’s talon, what the fuck is that?” isn’t what I said when I first saw Moonspell’s album cover, but I... View Article

Published by Luke M

Svartsot are a Danish folk metal Band formed in 2005 who are most notable for their solid, if formulaic, 2010... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

History is filled with tons of drama, blood, gore, and probably more blood. It is no wonder that heavy metal... View Article

Published by Luke M

Blackguards 2 is (obviously) the sequel to Blackguards, a game I know absolutely nothing about despite Steam’s insistence that I... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

I imagine am going to be slightly unpopular with two groups in saying that I have a hard time believing... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

I am glad you have traveled with me this far. I understand that sticking with certain film series can be... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

As we approach the fourth Peplum review it is important to note that we will be skipping in continuity. I... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

Even though I am dismissive about large swathes of the Starz show Black Sails, this does not mean it does... View Article

Published by Luke M

Heading into their 14th year, Ensiferum have something to prove. Moving on from their last album, the poorly received “Unsung... View Article

Published by Luke M

It became kind of obvious Keep of Kalessin’s latest wasn’t going to be a game changer when they decided to... View Article

Published by Luke M

“There exists, for everyone, a sentence – a series of words – that has the power to destroy you. Another... View Article

Published by Kaptain Carbon

Damn. When was the last time I heard a Blind Guardian album? I feel so out of the loop. I... View Article

Published by Luke M

Stormwitch are a German metal band so old now their original stuff is entering classic territory. At thirty, and after... View Article