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THE LEGEND OF HERCULES

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Hercules is the now popular name for a myriad of difference legends and myths that have sort of been amalgamated... View Article

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My wife is going to dislike this article. I feel her only defense for the new Samurai fantasy film is... View Article

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I am very defensive of the Hobbit films. In fact, I will probably spend this holiday season arguing with friends... View Article

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Yes. I know I am still rounding out 90’s fantasy movies but this is different. This is something special. With... View Article

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It has been five years since Ayreon has released the best album of the century. Wait. Strike that. Since the... View Article

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Yes, I understand that this record came out in Spring of 2013. With that said, look at the calendar. The... View Article

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I know I make jokes about 90’s fantasy movies being terrible but I feel people really do not get how... View Article

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I do not know when it started, or even how, but for the past few years I have been following,... View Article

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I think I can quote every line from the 1991 movie Hook. Well, I at least have a hazy recollection... View Article

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Let us just preview what Warlord is all about. Huh. Fighter Pilot gets shot out of the sky. Alright. Plummets... View Article

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Oh no. It’s Prince Valiant. I guess the 90’s was scrambling for ideas after everything had been done in the... View Article

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Fair warning. I have had a lot of problems with female vocals. While this sounds like a large blanket statement,... View Article

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Oh gods. It’s Kull. What, was Arnold Schwarzenegger not available to do a third movie? Ha. Ha. Oh, that is... View Article

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The second part of Merlin is…well…different than the first. After showing the first part of the review to people the... View Article