Kaptain Carbon : Hollywood Metal

THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER

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Well, it looks like I have a long line of sword and sorcery films from the 1980’s so let us... View Article

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Wait. Why am I here? Hello? Hey, is this because I did a review on Altar of Plagues. Was that... View Article

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Woah, this is hip. When did everything become so aware and cool? Just like with Portal and Paysage D’Hiver, I... View Article

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Stay beast, I was born in the belly of a cow, so I am kin to you. Oh man is... View Article

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Amorphis. Alright. It is sort of strange reviewing a new record from a band whose older material lives in such... View Article

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“I do not need the help of any man,” said the heroine who is always in need of constant help... View Article

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Yet another band who I sort of mumble their name whenever I speak or talk to others about. I may... View Article

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I do not think I did, but may have squealed. I can’t be sure. I tried to subdue my excitement... View Article

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By starting out this review saying the new Finntroll made my wife laugh sounds terrible. It is also important to... View Article

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I have noticed that there is a large variety found in heavy metal. Yes, I understand this is probably completely... View Article

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And this is how the world ends — under the soft howl of windscapes. In a conversation last week I... View Article

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Oh melodic death. It has been awhile. Though your style offers many positive qualities, like catchy guitar solos and songs... View Article

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Image is important in heavy metal. In fact, the whole history of heavy metal can be thought of as suburban... View Article

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I am sure I would have eventually paid attention to this band even if it wasn’t for the fantasy aspect.... View Article