Kaptain Carbon : Hollywood Metal

FIRE AND ICE

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I do not think I did, but may have squealed. I can’t be sure. I tried to subdue my excitement... View Article

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By starting out this review saying the new Finntroll made my wife laugh sounds terrible. It is also important to... View Article

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I have noticed that there is a large variety found in heavy metal. Yes, I understand this is probably completely... View Article

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And this is how the world ends — under the soft howl of windscapes. In a conversation last week I... View Article

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Oh melodic death. It has been awhile. Though your style offers many positive qualities, like catchy guitar solos and songs... View Article

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Image is important in heavy metal. In fact, the whole history of heavy metal can be thought of as suburban... View Article

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I am sure I would have eventually paid attention to this band even if it wasn’t for the fantasy aspect.... View Article

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Wait. Really? When? How? I mean it is not that I doubted them but, really? They did this. Holy shit.... View Article

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I think I brought up reviewing this album as a joke. Actually, I did, and laughed a little to myself... View Article

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Sometimes I have trouble parsing out the myriad of new black metal styles each month since they only differ slightly... View Article

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Where to start with Helloween? Where to start with power metal in general. Unlike Manowar or Rhapsody of “Dragon’s Breathe”... View Article

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Note: This entry is apart of Kaptain Carbon’s survey on missed albums from 2012. This is, at least, how he... View Article

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Folk metal. Let us start there shall we? It is easier than starting anywhere else. Generally, folk metal reactions are... View Article

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I was somewhat hesitant when I first began to review epic metal. It is not that I do not love... View Article