Kaptain Carbon : Hollywood Metal

BLACK SAILS [S2 E2-E4]

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Even though I am dismissive about large swathes of the Starz show Black Sails, this does not mean it does... View Article

BLIND GUARDIAN – Beyond the Red Mirror

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Damn. When was the last time I heard a Blind Guardian album? I feel so out of the loop. I... View Article

The Most Metal Magic Cards

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I want to talk about something I enjoy dearly: Magic the Gathering. If any card game could be said to... View Article

GOLIATH AND THE DRAGON [La vendetta di Ercole] (1960)

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By the time this movie came out, the Italian sword and sandal craze was already off and swinging, with multiple... View Article

HERCULES UNCHAINED (Ercole e la regina di Lidia – 1959)

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Though the subsequent sequels to the 1958 film Hercules would be in the teens, I never would have thought the... View Article

BLACK SAILS [S02E01]

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I completely forgot I had watched the entire first Season of Black Sails until Brendan, the editor, told me about... View Article

HERCULES (Le fatiche di Ercole – 1958)

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It is difficult to argue the grand scope of this 1958 film. First, it was a large production, drawing on... View Article

BATTLEROAR – Blood of Legends

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As 2014 closes, I have yet another release from late spring…of last year. Damn it. As hard as I may... View Article

BATTLE BEAST – Unholy Savior

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Battle Beast is a band from Finland that has won a couple of Wacken Open Air contests in the past.... View Article

I mean, why wouldn't you read a comic called Camelot 3000? Just by the title, one already has the tone, style, and pretty much all of the plot beaming like a beacon before even stepping foot into the story. Projecting a past legend into the future comes with many expectations, none of which will be able to walk the line of seriousness for long. From the opening pages of Mike W. Barr’s miniseries, Camelot 3000 typifies a pulp adventure by traveling to the furthest reaches of familiarity and ridiculousness. I mean, why wouldn’t I review this type of story? It has knights in space.