Developer: Ubisoft Montreal
Released: November 22th 2013
Score: 7/9 Hammers
Assassins creed, If you’ve no experience with the series, is a alternative Metal band from the late nineties that became famous for such grungy hits as “Torn esophagus”, “One (knife in your throat)” and the game changing “what’s this life for? (If not Assassin parkour)”
Ok, I’m just messing with you. Creed are famously one of the least murderous bands in the world when it comes to the annual sacrifice of roadies (though they do get pretty wasteful with some Ban-Bons at about 2.40) And, of course, they’re not pirates either. That’s Alestorm.
Assassins Creed 4 is the sixth game in the assassins creed series (not counting the god knows how many portable spinoffs) and follows the adventures of Edward Kenway. An Irish pirate who is not an assassin, but is wearing one’s coat. It might be the loosest title-content relationship I’ve ever seen. Continue reading