Film Review : Hollywood Metal

BEASTMASTER III: The Eye of Braxus

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Oh for fucks sake, they didn’t make another one of these did they? -Everyone It is important to note that... View Article

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Hercules is the now popular name for a myriad of difference legends and myths that have sort of been amalgamated... View Article

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My wife is going to dislike this article. I feel her only defense for the new Samurai fantasy film is... View Article

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I am very defensive of the Hobbit films. In fact, I will probably spend this holiday season arguing with friends... View Article

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Yes. I know I am still rounding out 90’s fantasy movies but this is different. This is something special. With... View Article

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I think I can quote every line from the 1991 movie Hook. Well, I at least have a hazy recollection... View Article

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Oh gods. It’s Kull. What, was Arnold Schwarzenegger not available to do a third movie? Ha. Ha. Oh, that is... View Article

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At points I feel criticizing and ribbing the sequel to the 1982 fantasy film Beastmaster is unfair. The franchise limped... View Article

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My wife has been waiting all summer for the 1980’s fantasy film boat ride to finally end and to move... View Article

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The Top 3/Bottom 3 article idea for 80’s fantasy movies comes with an ulterior motive. I want people to read... View Article

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If the tagline for Heavy Metal isn’t “Titties, Lasers, & Heavy Metal,” I am going to be upset. I feel... View Article

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“Many viewers reviewed the motion picture in comparison to the cartoon, when it really was an adaptation of the toys... View Article

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“You know you really can’t make fun of this like Krull” “There can be only one!” “Stop saying that, it’s... View Article

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Oh fuck, there is a U in Armor. This means it is going to be a European fantasy film. While... View Article